February 2012
53 posts
This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins...
* Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. * Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help. * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. * For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. * Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side...
Prayer does nothing. You think it actually works? Guess what, all you are is fucking STUPID. It doesn’t work. And by the way, telling an Atheist that you’ll pray for them isn’t insulting, it just makes us laugh. So, joke’s on you.
Argument With My Very Religious Ex-Best Friend
Him: “I hope you get touched by God tonight”
(He was being completely serious)
Me: “…Wouldn’t that make him a pedophile?”
